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Wig split

When someone gets their head split in two or more pieces.
Machete wielding Mexican gang member 1- Let's go in there and fuck him up ey.
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017
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Wig Party

A party in which you and your group of peers help a friend who is going bald by covering his head in Double Sided Scotch Tape, and then you all proceed to shave your pubic hair onto the said friends tape-covered bald head, therefore giving him a new wig and a new lease on life.
"Wow man Tom is going bald, maybe we should help him out by giving him a wig party. I ain't shaved my pubis in months."
by Big Daddy Jones December 27, 2018
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busted wig

When one's hair cut is exceedingly awful.
Snap, that broad had a busted wig.
by P+BRICK-B=ME October 7, 2015
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Mini-Wig

Like a wigger but smaller, probably under 18, but still as stupid looking. Normally in baggy shirt, pants hanging off their ass, and listening to whatever next big gansta rap song they have no way of actually relating to, because, face it, you grew up in suburbia.
Guy A) It's getting harder and harder not to slap the shit out of these damn wiggers!

Guy B) Nope, don't do that... they're too young, friggin' mini-wigs!
by AJ(Xion) November 4, 2008
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Brown Wig

The act of taking a dump, crap, sh*t on someones head creating what looks to be a brown wig on there head.
After we had sex i decided to give her a brown wig.
I had a huge load to dump so my brown wig on Jims head looked like he had dreadlocks.
by Blacknight200 October 26, 2012
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Butt wig

When a big booty lady sits on your face, pressing her exposed vaginal region on your mouth, chin or eyes/forehead. Therefor causing her voluptuous butt to rest upon your crown like an old English barrister.
"Oh man last night Stephanie sat on my face! I had myself a niiiice butt wig".
by Zabujango September 21, 2018
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Wig Jam

The way a dude rocks his hair situation. Most likely referring to a trendy style such as the perm, mullet, fohawk, pompadour, etc.
Dude, last night at the club, my wig jam almost caught on fire from those dance moves.
by all4msp1 May 27, 2010
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