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Took your mom to the toilet!

A skater slang term coined on a special X-Games related episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It is used to describe something mind-blowing or amazing and was also used to replace the term "Off the Hook"
Skater 1: Dude!!! Did you see that guy do a 360 into the half pipe from that McDonalds bilboard?!?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!
by Kris242 October 1, 2008
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Tomoko

Japanese word that means girl that works in an accounting firm but fantasizes about being in playboy.
Me: Hey Tomoko?!?
She: Should i put the calculator between my boobs or my butt crack?
by zoecooooool October 9, 2008
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Toko Fukawa

(SPOLIERS) Best girl in danganropa. Has to sides and a crush on big leg Togami. She also has a crush on Cumaru naegi aka egg-bois sister. She is a murder to
Person 1: ''Toko Fukawa sucks!

Person 2: ''N O T H A T S W R O N G''
by NagitoLol September 18, 2020
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tooks

A word describing someone who is fat, arrogant and 1 sided. Is someone who can only see their point of view even if it is wrong.
Hitler is such a tooks
by Habibby August 30, 2006
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Tookish

Bilbo was feeling decidedly Tookish.
by Lord of the Rings Read/Watcher December 30, 2011
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took him to france

A ménage à trois arrangement (ménage à trois literally translates from french as 'a household of three' and is used mostly to mean a threesome, thus the slang term) in which two individuals, (generally females)in cahoots with one another, get together and fuck another, usually unsuspecting male.

Often, but not exclusively, this is done at birthday parties, especially an 18th birthday party (or whenever the person being taken to france reaches the local age of consent).

Most commonly this is done by 2 girlfriends who want to do something extra-nice for a guy friend.
"My girl Deebo and I took him to france for his birthday. I wonder what he's tellin his friends about the trip. LMFAO"
by whiplash girlchild December 13, 2008
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Took His Talents To South Beach

To be a lying, back-stabbing, whiney traitor(see Lebron James)
Guy# 1 - Wow, Joe really sold us out and fucked us but good!
Guy# 2 - Yeah, he sure took his talents to South Beach!
by auburned June 16, 2011
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