Douchebag's Threesome

Sleeping with two separate partners within one 24 hour period. This is most commonly done without either partner knowing about the other.

Bro, I had a douchebag's threesome after you left the party last week.

by dude who fucks March 31, 2022

diet threesome

When you finally find a second woman to join a couple in bed, but this woman is only into other women and doesn't want dick anywhere near her.

When unicorn hunting, beware of true lesbians. You will just end up with a diet threesome.

by User G8477 September 10, 2021

canadian threesome

When 3 people engage in a Smash bros Competition

Lets have a canadian threesome. i call playing little mac

by Ian Doobz February 20, 2017

alabama threesome

a girl, her brother, and you

mitch: how'd the other night go?
alex: Didn't crack
alex: shes a fortress
alex: I hung out with her last night, but she ended up bringin her bro as a third wheel
alex: I feel like I could get in but its some work
mitch: forget it lol..
alex: Yeah
mitch: wtf was the bro there for ?? an alabama threesome?

by mitchelster December 02, 2010

Alabama threesome

A type of sex that involves you, your cousin, and your sister

I invited my cousin over, and me, my cousin, and my sister had a good ol’ Alabama Threesome

by lukenolan06 December 21, 2019

MG Threesome

A threesome with a milf and a gilf.

I'm having dinner with this hot chick and her hot mom tonight. They're both digging me. I'm most definitely having a MG Threesome!

by The Bota King April 09, 2020

pendulum threesome

When a man wears a strap-on like a tail and has sex with two girls doggy style at the same time.

Me, loka, and linn did a pendulum threesome last night. Then they tried to use the strap-on agaisnt me.

by Projectzero February 28, 2020