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squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost
by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018
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lemon squat

Female version of peeing in the snow - to squat and pee leaving a lemon size yellow area in the snow.
My girlfriend really had to go during our winter hike so she went behind a tree and did a lemon squat.
by MenInKilts December 20, 2016
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tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.
My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.
by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014
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Singapore Squat

When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.
Did you see Xio Ping? He pulled a Singapore Squat by room 412!
by paftdunk May 22, 2019
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squat cobbler

Someone who gets a sexual thrill by sitting on pie.
"Sunny thought Bob had a foot fetish, but he turned out to be a squat cobbler guy."
by Manny Petty September 3, 2016
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Squat Blossom

by Wrmage7 May 19, 2010
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taco squat

Female version of teabagging. i.e. placing one's vagina in the face or on the forehead of a friend or foe that has unknowingly passed out or fallen asleep amidst a bad situation.
We had trouble finding a dirty enough stripper to taco squat the drunk guy when he fell asleep.
by kristina123 October 26, 2010
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