The Shadow Reader

The Shadow Reader is an American YouTuber that makes horror-centered videos, specifically creepypastas as well as other content including rants. His YouTube channel currently has over 17,000 subscribers and 6 million video views as of April 2019.

}Joseph}: Yo Wanna, Watch The Shadow Reader?
{me}: Fuck yes!-

by [e-mail] August 17, 2019

Friday Shadow

The beard stubble guys with weak facial hair grow when they only shave on the weekends. Like 5 o'clock shadow, except it takes all week to grow.

Guy 1: Dude, you got 5 o'clock shadow.
Guy 2: I know, I haven't shaved since Sunday.
Guy 1: Dude, it's Friday. That's Friday shadow.

by johndrock January 22, 2010

Satan's shadow

This out line of ur body on a bed sheet or on the floor from staying in one place and masturbating for too long while sweating.

Mark you should really jerk off in the shower instead of ur bed cause u have Satan's shadow going on right now and that's fucked.

by Boot in the hoof March 12, 2017

shadow broker

The shadow broker is an information trader, a walking encyclopedia of every living person and anything you could want to know about them... plus everything you really didn't need to know. Like a giant sponge they soak up information constantly and have often been heard regurgitating unfiltered descriptions at the drop of a name, which can include anything from the last event in which that person was seen and everyone else in attendance.... To the name of their dog, mother and the type of car they drive. If the shadow broker hasnt heard of someone... They pretty much don't exist.

I knew my boyfriend was acting weird so I asked the shadow broker and found out about his secret tranny addiction!

by Dopamine July 18, 2016

The Shadow Government

Sponsor for some of the greatest songs of all time. E.g. Gout by Joeyy

This song is sponsored by... THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT

by sirsquidy April 14, 2023

Bum shadow

The area beneath the bottom cheeks left white by a tanning machine due to the posture adopted by the sitter.

Look at that micro-bikini over there!" "Yes. Its so small you can see the bum shadow.

by aureliozen June 27, 2010

Shadow Slinger

1.Replaces the word Ninja to describe a real person who is a ninja but does not want to be criticized as a Platos Fagatos.
2. Hidden identity of a ninja.

1. Sam is a Shadow Slinger because he did not want to sound like a Platos Fagatos, calling himself a ninja.

by Shadow Slinger February 23, 2010