Silly salmon

when you jump in the air or jump or jump off something while having a spasm while your in the air

Person 1: look at that guy who is jumping of the bridge
Person 2: i think he is silly salmoning

by xtrakrispypie May 10, 2018

Salmoned

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.

Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"

by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008

salmonella

The outcome after fishing for salmon with nilla wafers.

Man 1:I don't feel right.
Man 2:why?
Man 1:I got the salmonella.

by Albal44 March 4, 2009

Salmoned

An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false

It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.

AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!

by kss4777 August 5, 2008

baked salmon

When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff

Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

wailing salmon

Whilst close to climax during any form of penetration, proceed to remove your organ and quickly stand up whilst waving your arms rapidly making a strange but somewhat satisfying yelping noise.

I gave my woman a wailing salmon last night. She wasnt impressed.

by mrchips March 8, 2007

Salmon Mousse

'Salmon Mousse' is a fish dish mixed with whipped cream or gelatin.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.

'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.

A: 'Becareful with that Salmon Mousse, we don't wnat it to kill us!'

B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'

by Shmopho September 1, 2008