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Salmoned

An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false

It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.
AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!
by kss4777 August 5, 2008
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kavanaugh

(Verb): To touch someone unexpectedly and undesirably, with sexual intent, while intoxicated.
Last night, at the bar, a man tried to grab me by the shoulder to ask if he could buy me a drink and his friend was like "Nah dude, you can't just kavanaugh her like that".
by kss4777 October 8, 2018
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