by LazyLiar February 12, 2021
6 year old looking at moms ID card
Sex: F
He laughs
Mom: What’s so funny?
Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it.
Husband died laughing
Sex: F
He laughs
Mom: What’s so funny?
Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it.
Husband died laughing
by pwun August 12, 2021
we had sex last linght
by Iwillhavesexwithanyone March 18, 2021
Shrek sexes you
by elisavetandariadneis2prettybes April 27, 2021
by STEPBRO ACTION November 02, 2020
Sex is math practically
by Dd lovehoe September 28, 2019
You get a text, it's from fiona. She says "I want you for dinner tonight..." so with no hesitation you drive to her house with the biggest erection you ever had. She opens the door and takes you to her bed room and begins to take her clothes off, she turns her back on you and takes off her panties, revealing her nice juicy ass. You take off your clothes nad ahe throws you on the bed and she sucks you dick. You go sexually "ah fuuuuccck..." then, butt naked, she turned around with her ass in front of you goes closer, and closer and she plants her ass and her pussy on your face and she sucks her dick. Your one option is to eat it out, so you do. Then she turns around again and the she starts to jerk your cock a bit then sticks your 10 incher in her pussy. Up and down, up and down she is riding you HARD. She is moaning loud and you both orgasm at the same time. But fiona is not finished. She starts to French kiss you while she is sitting on your cock. Then she backs up and puts it in her mouth and sucks it, up and down up and down. In and out in and out. You cum, you cum for Soooooooo long and the semen is everywhere. You still have some energy left in you, so you turn her around to reverse cowgirl and you spank her ass and play with it as you watch her nice white round ass jiggle like jello. The next morning you cant move , but ita with it.
I wish I could be having sex
by Nova is boi March 14, 2021