magic pretzel man

the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

by jesus April 2, 2003

pretzel

Stuff that makes you thirsty.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

by pseudoynm May 13, 2005

chokes on pretzel

what gw bush does to get attention

AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!! IM CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!! LISTEN QUICK BEFORE I DIE!!!! brroooOOOOMMP

by Shagmaster2004 April 11, 2004

Pretzel Stx 21

A person who is currently scheming to take over the world or has already succeded in doing so.

It originated early in the 21st century when a young boy in Southern California had successfuly persuaded his friends to convert to a religion founded by him called: Shanism. The current ruling party is The Imperial Republic

Ohh man, you are starting to act like a Pretzel Stx 21 bro!

by Shani March 3, 2005

The Pretzel

Doin the pretzel to a girl is when you put your dick in a pretzel and stick it in her PUUUUSSSSAAAAAYY!

Akhtar: "so dude i was at a party and this babe was all over Petroski and you know what she said... tell em Petroski"

Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"

thats "The Pretzel"

by B.i.g. Pappa March 10, 2009

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of, be weary of pushing the "Do No Publish" button on the Urban Dictionary Editorial Station.

These pretzels are making me thirsty, same these dry of humor or of any makable sense suggestions!

by gravy111 November 28, 2010

Pretzel Maker

Similar to sword fighting, when two gays intertwine their cocks as one.

That guy loves other guys...he is a pretzel maker.

by jfred August 22, 2006