Person #1: I THINK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Person #2: What? Why's that?
Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!
Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning!
Person #2: What? Why's that?
Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!
Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning!
by kattyperrysucks June 14, 2008
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by willie pavon September 19, 2003
Get the perreo mug.-utter sex machine
-reason B. Spears wrote womanizer
-has women begging for more
-sensational body and sexual prowess
-gets what he wants no questions asked
-reason B. Spears wrote womanizer
-has women begging for more
-sensational body and sexual prowess
-gets what he wants no questions asked
Girl 1: Yeah, so my night last night was amazing
Girl 2: really? tell me more
Girl 1: well lets just say he was a "Tom Perrotta"
Girl 2: your kidding!?
Girl 3: I remember my first Tom Perrotta, he broke my bed in the process
Girl 1: yeah he mentioned that, so we used the sofa
Girl 2: ya know, if it wasn't Tom Perrotta, i'd be a little upset
Girl 3: Well, he is the greatest in the universe
Girl 2: really? tell me more
Girl 1: well lets just say he was a "Tom Perrotta"
Girl 2: your kidding!?
Girl 3: I remember my first Tom Perrotta, he broke my bed in the process
Girl 1: yeah he mentioned that, so we used the sofa
Girl 2: ya know, if it wasn't Tom Perrotta, i'd be a little upset
Girl 3: Well, he is the greatest in the universe
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Katy Perry: ur so gay
Jan: but you’re the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: oh yeah
Katy Perry: ur so gay
Jan: but you’re the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: oh yeah
by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019
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by Tiffany March 22, 2005
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Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
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