Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.

A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.

by QuacksO June 30, 2018

PAPS

An adjective describing something of low quality. It is also used as an acronym for Petite Antimonial Poop Soup.

My friend Brad is PAPS

by BotiteCharmin July 7, 2018

The pap pap

When a person gives someone anal sex, cums, then pees inside the anal cavity

If you don't shut up I'll give you the pap pap tonight.

by Unisbitch August 4, 2018

skrr pap pap

the only way to talk to someone whos tell you hot

Mans not hot skrr pap pap

by abbemannen345 April 26, 2018

Pap

An indiscrete word to used to refer to someone or a thing. When used 3 times you use wap.

Man, you seen pap? He was pissed about pap? So what's pap gonna do about wap?

by Leonardstein June 3, 2018

PAPS

An unconventional use of shotgun for retards.

Person 1 (Centrale): Shotgun!
Person 2 (Supélec): PaPsSsS!

by CentralePeintrélec May 15, 2018

PAP

Pedophile Adjacent Person describes any adult person who seeks to expose children and/or minors to sexually explicit material such as but not limited to books, videos, photos, digital content. A PAP also believes it is perfectly normal to take children/minors to drag shows that would normally be reserved for adult-only audiences. A PAP is also a groomer.

"That teacher who likes to talk to his students about his sexual orientation is a PAP."
"Use #PAP instead of groomer on Twitter to avoid being suspended."
"All of these adults who think it is normal to take kids to drag shows are PAPs."
"Parents should take their children out of public schools because there are too many PAPs there."

by All The Cool Names Are Gone August 12, 2022