cheech mongler

one whom mongles cheeches
similar to mongoloid, and can be used interchangeably with cheechaloid

yo, im a cheech mongler, ill mongle your cheech

by my nama jefffff May 3, 2018

cock mongler

anyone who sucks willy up like a black hole

james; that girl is a cock mongler
laura; yeah my cock got mongled

by philputsthedindan April 10, 2018

Plob-Mongle

When pizza misses a simple shot she is a Plob-Mongle

Pizza is a great big Plob-Mongle

by The Word Expert December 28, 2020

steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.

“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”

by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021

Steamed Monocle

One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.

Umf lady Cora, you have truly given this humble industrialist a steamed monocle. Hurrah!

by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021

Bapple Mongler

Someone so obsessed with bapples (female breasts) that they covet them to the point of theft. The fact that theft is impossible will not stop a Bapple Mongler from trying.

"Albin is such a Bapple Mongler, you can't even have him in the same room as women."

by Codex of Canon November 17, 2022

cock mongler

someone who loves something so much that they defend everything about it and try to make it seem better, alternative to dick rider

"shut the fuck up Timmy you cock mongler, the holocaust will always be a fucking abysmal tragedy!"

by Upright Almond June 4, 2023