dingus jousting

When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.

I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

Man Jousting

When two men verbally argue in a bid to see who is in some way better. It is generally very distracting and can sometimes be used to distract each man from whatever work they may be trying to avoid

Jacky: I heard you are sloppy at your job
Jordan: I heard the same about you
Jacky: Yeah takes one to know one
Abbey: can you guys quit man jousting and get back to your work

by AbbeyRu June 17, 2019

Pregnancy Jousting

The process of two pregnant women, running for a head on collision course for each other. Just before the collision both women jump towards each other, colliding bumps with extreme amounts of force. Only the strongest baby survives.

Women 1: ''I'm 7 Months Pregnant''
Women 2: ''Cool, I'm 8 months in, wanna do some Pregnancy Jousting''

by ChromaKier January 15, 2020

Bin jousting

A game commonly played at heavy metal festivals, such as Bloodstock, in which two people stand on two dumpsters which are slammed into each other by fellow festival goers. The person who stays on their bin the longest wins.

“Did you see the bin jousting at Bloodstock last night? It was fucking brutal!”

by Imnotdoxxingmyself March 4, 2023

Jost'd

Having your computer teacher catch you humiliatingly when your doing something embarrassing.

Your drawing something perverted in CAD and he freezes your computer and asks if you want that printed aloud in class, Jost'd.

by Ron Jacobsonism December 9, 2008

jouselyn

Jouselyn is a loving person that will always be at your side whenever.Jouselyn is just like that person who everyone needs to comfort them and make their day.If u ever find a jouselyn u better keep her because that is the person that u will need through the hardest times.And jouselyn will always love u and and care about you and always be there for you.So if u ever find a jouselyn keep her because she will always be there.

Omg I just found such a beautiful caring jouselyn.

by Neyooo November 4, 2017

Jouseph

A fuck boy

Friend 1: "Oh my God, he's so perfect!"
Friend 2: " Too bad he's a Jouseph."

by Titanzlayer June 5, 2018