When you first insert the tip of your tongue into a vagina and you hear a queff and feel air rush by your face.which smells like old dumpster juice thats been in the hot sun all day....and you decide its a good idea to keep licking.
At my wedding reception i went down on my wifes bridesmaid. Her pussy was such a gagalicious taco i divorced my wife the next day.
by Sausagehole April 12, 2019
A trevorstaps is a grown manbaby thats big bag of creamy shit mixied with jizz..add some B cup manboobs with dark brown dinnerplate nips and a prego belly hanging over his chode and saggy nuts that they like to shove one nut in there ass while they jerkoff listening to butt rock reading mens health.
My buddy is such a trevorstaps.sad part is he thinks hes super cool.and i think he wants to be my suger daddy he keeps saying 20$ is 20$ thats not gay!
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.
Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
When you cum and it doesnt all come out. You sqeeze the base of your cock and slide up to push the cock cum out like sqeezing out toothpaste.
by Sausagehole April 12, 2019
When you get you partner to shave your asshole.then you bend over there face them laying down yank your balls apart to resemble wings and yell bombs away as you shit on there face.
Lastnight i got the biggest bombs away bald bottom bomb ive ever seen! His shit was so long it was still in his ass when it hit my face.
by Sausagehole April 12, 2019