trevorstaps

A trevorstaps is a grown manbaby thats big bag of creamy shit mixied with jizz..add some B cup manboobs with dark brown dinnerplate nips and a prego belly hanging over his chode and saggy nuts that they like to shove one nut in there ass while they jerkoff listening to butt rock reading mens health.

My buddy is such a trevorstaps.sad part is he thinks hes super cool.and i think he wants to be my suger daddy he keeps saying 20$ is 20$ thats not gay!

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

taint bath

When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.

My girls taint is sooooo fresh and clean. I gave her a taint bath she will never forget.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

gagalicious taco

When you first insert the tip of your tongue into a vagina and you hear a queff and feel air rush by your face.which smells like old dumpster juice thats been in the hot sun all day....and you decide its a good idea to keep licking.

At my wedding reception i went down on my wifes bridesmaid. Her pussy was such a gagalicious taco i divorced my wife the next day.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

lima beaning

When you pull your cock outa an asshole and theres a turd nugget on the head off your dick that resembles a lima bean

I finelly got my girl to give up the anal. I almost changed my mind when i started lima beaning . But who gives a fuck...was her bedsheets.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

cock sqeegee

When you cum and it doesnt all come out. You sqeeze the base of your cock and slide up to push the cock cum out like sqeezing out toothpaste.

I jizzed so much that i had to cock sqeegee to get it all out.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

swallowing cotton

When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.

Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

powdered ejaculated

When your really dehydrated and you cum and looks like a puff of dry powdered milk.

Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019