Sausagehole's definitions

trevorstaps

A trevorstaps is a grown manbaby thats big bag of creamy shit mixied with jizz..add some B cup manboobs with dark brown dinnerplate nips and a prego belly hanging over his chode and saggy nuts that they like to shove one nut in there ass while they jerkoff listening to butt rock reading mens health.

My buddy is such a trevorstaps.sad part is he thinks hes super cool.and i think he wants to be my suger daddy he keeps saying 20$ is 20$ thats not gay!

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

dingus jousting

When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.

I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

string cheesed

When you creampie someones ass in cold weather.and they sit over your face and push the freezy gel jizz out onto your face resembling string cheeses.

Last night i asked my baby to string cheesed me...and she shit instead!

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

taint bath

When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.

My girls taint is sooooo fresh and clean. I gave her a taint bath she will never forget.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

cock sqeegee

When you cum and it doesnt all come out. You sqeeze the base of your cock and slide up to push the cock cum out like sqeezing out toothpaste.

I jizzed so much that i had to cock sqeegee to get it all out.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

gagalicious taco

When you first insert the tip of your tongue into a vagina and you hear a queff and feel air rush by your face.which smells like old dumpster juice thats been in the hot sun all day....and you decide its a good idea to keep licking.

At my wedding reception i went down on my wifes bridesmaid. Her pussy was such a gagalicious taco i divorced my wife the next day.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

bald bottom bomb

When you get you partner to shave your asshole.then you bend over there face them laying down yank your balls apart to resemble wings and yell bombs away as you shit on there face.

Lastnight i got the biggest bombs away bald bottom bomb ive ever seen! His shit was so long it was still in his ass when it hit my face.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019