Teri Hatcher Syndrome

A disease or condition where a formally attractive female begins to lose her beauty and/or gains weight. Occurs in multiple stages of varying severity, ending in death. Teri Hatcher was the first celebrity to get this disease.

I used to jerk off to Alyssa Milano, but now I think she has Stage 2 Teri Hatcher Syndrome.

by nikoff September 9, 2003

hatchet

Juggalo/Juggalette weapon of choice. Widely associated with Hatchetman, the symbol for phsychopathic records.

"We'll never die alone, Juggalos will carry on. Swing our hatchets if we must, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US."

by Kayla Evans October 29, 2006

Hatcher

Describe as a faggot

That guy over there is a Hatcher

by Heathan March 16, 2020

always bet on hatch

To bet on to accomplish the goal required.

Comes from the old World of Warcraft proverb ' we just stole the quest from you '

If you are in a situation with 3 or more guilds waiting for a specific enemy to spawn you can bet on hatch to get the first hit and piss all the others off who have been waiting for a week


fuckin swe's

by Reektan May 13, 2005

hatcha hatcha

Above a girls Camel Toe is a moutain of blubbery fat. It usually migrates it self to each side of the body when the person who owns it walks.

Omg Becky. Look at Ravens huge hatcha hatcha. She really needs to stop hanging out with Torray!

by Christian Kaufman December 14, 2008

Hatchet Wound

A womans private area.

That whore's got a stinky hatchet wound!

by POLKSTA March 10, 2009

hatcher

to do something incredibly stupid whilst intoxicated

putting an ice pick through each foot.

guy to mate : "dude i hatchered last night"
mate : "what did you do?"
guy : "arrested for base jumping naked after being cut out of a tree"
mate : "dude you massivly hatchered last night"

by tranmn October 3, 2009