douche glare

When you can't tell if a dude is hot or not because his apparel or attitude glares with douche-baggery.

Girl 1: OMG look at that guy over there with his saggy pants and backwards snapback! He's so hot!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't see him past his douche glare.

by thatonegirlyoudontknow57 February 5, 2014

spit glasses

When a girl puts ray bans on before the guy cums so it doesn't get in her eyes. She then wipes it off and uses it as lotion to moisturize her nipples.

"Dude, I gave Sherry spit glasses, her nips tasted great!"

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by lawson_loves_spit_glasses January 1, 2015

Hoe Glasses

Hoe Glasses are trendy thin rimmed glasses with joint lense, styled off those worn by peadophiles in the 80s. Worn exclusively by hoes - never prescription.

Damn, Bianca got some of those hoe glasses, she lookin fine.

by Professional Wanker April 19, 2018

Night glare

Having a dream where someone staring at you sleeping

I had a bad night glare ( staring at me while I’m sleeping )

by Qwertyuiohxjt May 7, 2018

Cum glasses

The cum that Dries and crusts on the lens of glasses making a cloudy and white look.

I gave my bf a facial and now he wears cum glasses.

by Howitzerz666 October 20, 2019

Jenga Glasses

A pair of eye glasses with ridiculously thick lenses which render any wearer, other that the glasses owner, almost blind.
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga

“Do you like my new glasses?”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”

“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”

by WIIBEE January 2, 2020

leorios._glasses

tiktok user, leorios._glasses!!!! they are epic

did you see leorios._glasses' tiktok? they are such a simp for leorio

by @twotruckshavingsex June 14, 2021