Diplodocus

A dumb person, animal, or inanimate object.

He is a huge diplodocus.

by Cody Bishop January 23, 2006

dipsophilia

Someone with a love of alcoholic drink.

Look at that lad in the tracksuit bottoms having a can of super strength lager for his breakfast. I do believe that he's a dipsophiliac.

by TiggerGee November 11, 2013

diplofying

Masuturbating in private

Im diplofying over this page.

by BigJon May 28, 2006

diplomastrophe

An effort at diplomacy having failed utterly, dismally and incomprehensibly completely.

I am telling you that this diplomastrophe is nothin' short of a catastrophe.

by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2008

Diploducus

A seemingly clever male or female who also look and acts a bit like a mongoloid. Long neck is not a necessity but is a common feature of the Diploducus people.

Example:

That Michael is such a diploducus

by sdavis911 December 18, 2008

diplomating

The act of being a diplomat.

(See diplomat.)

Please come back later. I'm diplomating right now!

by matavia March 28, 2010

Diplomatitis

The feeling you get after living in one country for too long

Johnny- "Hey what's wrong with Chang? He seems pretty depressed lately"

Mike- "Oh dude's just got a little case of diplomatitis, that's all"

by Vitamin C. February 21, 2011