What's coonin?

What you say to the homies when you want to engage in some hood activities.

Yo Jamal, what's coonin?

by joemammy September 3, 2016

corking

Corking, or "to cork", is when you place an object e.g. Fist, toy, thumb etc, into a man or women's anus. They then excrete said object back out, along with any other matter, that is packed inside.

Guy one: hey you two were making alot of noise last night
Guy two: yeah sorry we were trying to cork each other
Guy one: get out, I will not have corking in my house!

by disgusting smell December 15, 2011

coining

Traditional English game, involving coins. First played c.2004 in the Junior Common Room. The anecdote of its creation proceeds that co-founders Tom and Tom found themselves possesed of free time but without cards, dice, conversation or GameCube with which to ease its passing. This situation being clearly intractable they proceeded to devise an intricate contest of dexterity, visual accuity and judgement now known as coining. Think monkey target but on a coffee table with coins of varying sizes instead of monkies and the target drawn on with pencils. From the humble beginings of "this coin from the edge of that table onto this spot. Betcha can't! WAHEY 500 points!!!" the game grew to "we should have a restart line, overshoot divot and incrementaly splayed draw-decider". Shots at target have developed from the simple 'lay-on-the-edge-and smack' through the 'flick', 'push' and 'slide' to the dizzy heights of the 'index bowl' the 'asp' and the 'whipcrack-slide'.

A system of progressive coining is currently in developement and may debue soon. Until then, if you play this game remember. 1, only 3 coins. 2, one player is heads and the other tails (this game is for two). 3, Don't abuse the coin muppet (its not big and its not clever) hius role is a dignified position without which the game would disolve into edge disputes

TOM: "Might I join you for a spot of Coining dear fellow?"

TOM: "Be my guest, the Coining tourney is but a few sandglasses away and my whipcrack needs the practice. MUPPET!! Your services are required forthwith!!"

by Thomas of Bristol March 8, 2004

Corinthian

Of very shoddy worksmanship, but is called Corinthian to make it sound very impressive.

My car came with Corinthian leather seats, so they marked up the price.

by Graham April 19, 2005

Corning

To ejaculate chunks of semen instead of a creamy like substance.

I was corning chunks of semen inside her.

by corning February 20, 2015

Corbin Bleu

A faggy Disney Channel Star Of the week, who is characterized by his poofy hair and awkwardly homosexual dancing.

See also uncle tom and acceptable negro

Corbin Bleu is a disgrace to all black people.

by 40Cal October 1, 2007

baby corning

a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.

Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.

Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?

by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 March 29, 2012