Cornelius

Cornelius can be verry emotional so if u see a Cornelius go hug him. Some of them is trans, so ask what they’re pronounce is not if they’re boy or girl...

Cashier- hey girl, what do u want?
Me-stfu I’ma boy, mah name is Cornelius

by Tiril May 29, 2020

Cornelled

To provide a family member or other relation with a restricted facebook profile for some corny or illicit reason, such as hiding drug use or other illegal activity, or to avoid being mocked for dating ugly women.

I was checking Facebook and it turns out he cornelled me.

by FusionMonkey December 20, 2010

Chris Cornell Syndrome

When a member of a band, particularly a vocalist or frontman has the tendency to leave and join bands several times. Sort of like a disease.

Chris Cornell left Soundgarden for a solo career, then joined Audioslave, left them for another solo career.

once the infection starts, it's hard to stop, and you'll be left to aimlessly join bands, and leave intermittently for no apparent reason.

Bassist: Dude our singer just quit!
Drummer: Man, what do we do now?
Guitarist: Screw him, he's got Chris Cornell Syndrome, he's been in like 50 bands.
Bassist and Drummer: Gross, who does that?

by Lordofpoo May 14, 2011

Cornelius

Derogatory term used for someone (usually a male) who acts in an exceptionally corny or cheesy manner. Often used after a disastrous attempt at being romantic.

Josh: Your eyes are like the summer wind, Tanya

Tanya: Nice try, Cornelius

by ado potato December 20, 2007

Cornelia

A woman’s name that means they are corny.

Hannah look at Cornelia! She is so corny.

by WyattWarriors July 1, 2020

Cornell University

The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.

Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.

by JanusKN September 30, 2005

Cornell Fedex

When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.

Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex

by geo_rube November 3, 2010