by I+J November 1, 2019
Get the National kiss your boyfriend day mug.A mental disorder typical in women who have a loser boyfriend.
The woman will be depressed because the loser will not take her anywhere and is completely incapable of doing anything positive for her.
She will constantly whine and complain to other men about how her loser boyfriend makes her miserable but NEVER does anything about it, even if a good man is standing right next to her.
They often find reasons why they can't leave the loser and 100% of the time it's a bullshit reason, they just love to be miserable.
Chances of a woman with this mental disorder pulling out of it is about 1 in 300,000,000,000.
This mental disorder is fatal for the woman afflicted and for any man who isn't a loser that gets involved with her.
The woman will be depressed because the loser will not take her anywhere and is completely incapable of doing anything positive for her.
She will constantly whine and complain to other men about how her loser boyfriend makes her miserable but NEVER does anything about it, even if a good man is standing right next to her.
They often find reasons why they can't leave the loser and 100% of the time it's a bullshit reason, they just love to be miserable.
Chances of a woman with this mental disorder pulling out of it is about 1 in 300,000,000,000.
This mental disorder is fatal for the woman afflicted and for any man who isn't a loser that gets involved with her.
EXAMPLE:
Friend: "Yo, Early ask that girl out man, she seems like she digs you."
Early: "Nah man, Jamie has LBFS, also known as loser boyfriend syndrome.
Shes addicted to a loser who can't do anything for her.
If I want a shot I'd have to be a complete loser.
You know, treat her like shit and be a complete drain on her finances, fuck that.
I have too much self respect, too much going on for me, for her to really want me."
Friend: "Yo, Early ask that girl out man, she seems like she digs you."
Early: "Nah man, Jamie has LBFS, also known as loser boyfriend syndrome.
Shes addicted to a loser who can't do anything for her.
If I want a shot I'd have to be a complete loser.
You know, treat her like shit and be a complete drain on her finances, fuck that.
I have too much self respect, too much going on for me, for her to really want me."
by EarlyCuyler June 13, 2010
Get the loser boyfriend syndrome mug.an unfortunate condition where a girl, who might have actually been a decent friend/person prior to getting a boyfriend, turns into a huge douchebag.
-becomes completely absorbed in her relationship
-stops spending time with her real, genuine friends and ditches them to spend time with her boyfriend (who is usually a huge asshole) and his dumb bros
-gives into her boyfriend's every desire and hangs on every word that comes out of his mouth, acts like his property
-makes up elaborate lies to get away with her shitty behavior
-tries to give other girls advice about guys
-doesn't care about anything other than her stupid boyfriend
-will spend innumerable amounts of hours watching her boyfriend and his friends play video games, but won't answer calls or texts from her actual friends
-will likely fall on her ass all alone after the break-up because she has alienated all of her real friends
-becomes completely absorbed in her relationship
-stops spending time with her real, genuine friends and ditches them to spend time with her boyfriend (who is usually a huge asshole) and his dumb bros
-gives into her boyfriend's every desire and hangs on every word that comes out of his mouth, acts like his property
-makes up elaborate lies to get away with her shitty behavior
-tries to give other girls advice about guys
-doesn't care about anything other than her stupid boyfriend
-will spend innumerable amounts of hours watching her boyfriend and his friends play video games, but won't answer calls or texts from her actual friends
-will likely fall on her ass all alone after the break-up because she has alienated all of her real friends
I used to hang out with Chelsea, but she got awful boyfrienditis when she and Sean started going out. I just stopped trying to be her friend.
by superso December 13, 2009
Get the boyfrienditis mug.1: A boyfriend whose interaction with you is mainly over the internet because of long distance. 2: A boyfriend who CAN interact with you in real life but chose not to for some bizarre reason
1: Stacy-Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend
Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well
Stacy- I know right!
Megan- Right!
2: Stacy- Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend
Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well
Stacy- Not that kind of internet boyfriend. Her Boyfriend doesn't want to take her on dates, he video calls.
Megan- OMG!
Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well
Stacy- I know right!
Megan- Right!
2: Stacy- Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend
Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well
Stacy- Not that kind of internet boyfriend. Her Boyfriend doesn't want to take her on dates, he video calls.
Megan- OMG!
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Get the Susan Boyle mug.someone who is able to make you smile all the time, someone who you can trust and talk to about any thing. He should be the one who walks you home just incase, and buy you icecream = He should also be someone who makes you happy when your down, and makes everything alrite when everything is shit.
all the above describes my boyfriend
by Jellybean April 21, 2005
Get the boyfriend mug.You're (biological or unbiological) sister's boyfriend.
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