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Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.
Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.
by TheFunnyGuy88 September 10, 2022
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Innocent adult

Someone who is innocent and precious and must be protected
Did you hear about cookiemonster? She’s such an innocent adult
by YankeePankee October 25, 2020
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Adulting Degenerate

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.
by The Adulting Degenerate July 24, 2023
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Child Adult

Someone who is technically an adult but feels like they are a child still. Most common amongst recent college graduates.
Man 1: I'm such a Child Adult

Man 2: What's a Child Adult?
Man 1: I'm technically an adult...but feel like I should be in high school.

Man 2: I feel that
by iamaperson123456789 June 11, 2017
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Play adult

A slang term for a legal adult ages 18-20 they legally cannot do anything
At age 18 your really a play adult
by 459395 April 15, 2023
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Adult Money

The disposable income that having a stable job brings as an adult, in contrast to depending on your parents/guardians for financial support.
"Why so much He-Man stuff?"
"Oh, I loved the franchise as a kid, but never got to have any of the toys. Thanks to my adult money, I can finally channel my inner child."
"That's dope."
by Afro-Chan August 31, 2023
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advanced adulting

Being so profoundly capable of adulting that you don't even think about it anymore.
"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"
by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019
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