I don't fuck with you

Wanting nothing to do with someone, whether as a friend/acquaintance or more. Can be abbreviated as "idfwy" or "idfwu". Gained popularity from Big Sean's song. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "fucking someone".

Kacey: Hey why don't we invite Lisa to the party?
Marissa: Hell no. I don't fuck with her, she's annoying

Jason: Hey baby I miss you, let's get back together
Kacey: No thanks, I don't fuck with you

by LeiDomingues July 31, 2016

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

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"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".

by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

A phrase one hollers when one is sick and tired of a situation. From the film, "Snakes on a Plane"

After hours of dealing with bureaucrats, John suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

by Charles W. September 13, 2008

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by aplorfiny November 10, 2011

date with my hand

Another way of saying beating off

Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks?
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.

by TheLegendaryPlayer May 18, 2009

Content with a life of cricket and lunch

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.

'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'

by GoATMoN July 11, 2009

Weekend Withdrawal

The feeling one gets on a Sunday night or Monday (and possibly after) following a good weekend. Symptoms are a sadness to wait a week for the weekend, a need to party/club/etc, depression when you hear a party/club/dance song, the need to go out during the week even if it means disregarding responsibilities, and others of the sort.

Tyler: I'm going to skip class tomorrow.
Will: Why?
Tyler: I have weekend withdrawal, I'm going to find a party.

by DAFWMT September 28, 2011