Vasectomi

The second attempt at a successful vasectomy after the first one failed to be effective.

Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.

Luther: Oh ya, what up?

Reba: I'm pregnant!

Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!

Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!

by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011

vanservice

A specific subgenre of fanservice that depicts children, usually female, in pseudo-sexual situations. Usually manifests itself in the form of a panty shot. Named for the fact that every time you watch a vanservice scene, the party van circles your block.

Guy A: I watch Strike Witches for the vanservice.
Guy B: *looking out the window* I think those guys in that van are lost, they've driven by like five times.

by dfghaehgh January 8, 2012

Vasebodl

A tradition in Western Norway. When older men bring the young girls, or heifers as they call them, in to their houses and initiate them in the age old tradition of old man sodomi.

Olav so vasebodl this dudes younger sister!

by Strug10 July 17, 2012

vausi

Vomit and Urine Stench Index.

Particularly relevant in city areas the morning after people have been drinking heavily.

The VAUSI is quite high this morning, hopefully we get some rain to wash it away.

by VAUSI November 20, 2013

Vasexfiassiphobia

The fear of being fucked in the vagina whilst being fingered in the ass.

Trevor: Hey have you seen Maria? I've been looking for her all day so I could return her purse.

Paul: Maria hasn't left the house since she got Vasexfiassiphobia.

by BowTy December 5, 2016

Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017

vase face

Is a face you get when you place your head through circular objects

After he decided to look up my vagina he got a real vase face

by Hfrujfhhbh June 29, 2017