When pigs can fly

a phrase often used when something will never happen.

guy: Hey sexy, you me, lunch?

girl: When pigs can fly

by Diarrhea April 02, 2004

when a banana eats a banana

the banana becomes a banana

this is a phrase, when a banana eats a banana, the banana becomes a banana

by bigbrian232 February 19, 2020

when you drop the blunt

all stoners describe this disgrace as a sign someone’s f*cking your b*tch

“Remember when you drop the blunt someone fucking your bitch!”

by coolio cattt January 29, 2021

When did I ask

The peak of retardation. The ultimate thing said, when you just want to be a complete cunt to everyone anywhere. Specifically used by 9 year olds, or people who sound 9. If you use this, do the world a favour, and never speak again.

"When?"
"What?"
"When did I ask"

by PeakofEvolution May 26, 2020

When in Doubt...Jizz it Out

It means to live in the moment, and when things start to worry you..just let it go..

When in Doubt...jIzz it out

by Axking May 30, 2010

Shaka when the Walls Fell

Nerd euphemism for "epic fail."

(From Star Trek: The Next Generation
Episode "Darmok")

kid slips on banana peel

Nerd: Ha ha! Shaka when the walls fell.

by planner93 March 20, 2010

wake me when it's over

When you don't want to be awake to witness all of the crazy in the world.

Yo, is there a cure for COVID-19 yet? If not, wake me when it's over.

by GlazeHer May 31, 2020