wisdom teeth

a way for dentists to get you to stop smoking for a week

dude: hey man wanna go smoke a bowl?
guy: no man I cant I just got my wisdom teeth out

by captain cheesebeard August 22, 2008

Tetherball

Noun:
1. A single testicle, akin to a uniball. The result is reminiscent of the children's game: A single ball tied to a pole.

2. The term can also be used to describe someone with this condition.

Verb:
To cause someone to lose one of two testicles.

Noun:

1. Since Josh has a tetherball, his sperm count isn't as high as the average man's. But his biking has really improved.

2. "Yo Tetherball, you probably shouldn't go to the spermbank with us: You need to hold onto what you've got.... Plus, no one wants a baby with one nugget."

Verb:

"Oh damn, I think that girl just tetherballed me with that kick!"

by drotic October 7, 2009

truth stick

A natural piece of native wood that has been formed to a shape of stick and when held, the bearer must purge himself of falsehoods and speak the truth. The truth stick is selected from the woods by a senior AC Commando and presented at woodland meetings to bring the truth out of a group of friends. Mass alcohol consumption is part of the ritual which assists in developing the truthiness. The stick is handled by each person who must stand and present a truth. Spinning with the stick is a intensified experiance that often further adds to the truthiness however often accompanied by vomiting. caution to avoid the spinning near hillsides, cliffs and other dangers is a learned experiance. Usually a new truth stick is used at each "ceremony" as the stick is said to be burned at the final truth, however no usually able to remember this event.

Todd used the Truth Stick to bring out the real facts of Tim's interest in ogre's.

by AC Paco June 11, 2006

no skin off my teeth

You say this when you're neutral about something and you want to say you don't care either way.

Dave: Hey do you mind if I trash your jeep tonight ?
Me: nah ... no skin off my teeth.

by Prince O.G December 6, 2015

got sum teeth

The basic qualification that determines whether or not a one night stand was worth it when you wake up sober in the morning and see the skank without beer goggles.

"This my favorite song
I sing along when the DJ
And if I leave her tonight and I fall asleep
And I wake up
Hopefully she got sum teeth"
-Obie Trice, "Got Sum Teeth"

by Nick D February 13, 2004

tetherball'd

An unused death in Teeny Tiny Girl Squad.

Apparently, to be killed by a tetherball.

You got tetherball'd!

by Bob882 November 15, 2004

bag-of-teeth

1. (adj) showing or characterized by a beneficial feature.

2. (n) a container or receptacle of leather, plastic, cloth or paper, capable of being closed at the mouth, that contains teeth.

1. Charla is all that and a bag-of-teeth.
2. I left the house this morning without my bag-of-teeth.

by dead prostitute April 29, 2011