bag-of-teeth 

1. (adj) showing or characterized by a beneficial feature.

2. (n) a container or receptacle of leather, plastic, cloth or paper, capable of being closed at the mouth, that contains teeth.

1. Charla is all that and a bag-of-teeth.
2. I left the house this morning without my bag-of-teeth.

bag-of-teeth by dead prostitute April 29, 2011

bag-of-teeth 

You know how when you drink tea and your gums get soft...well, you have a girl drink a lot of tea. Then, you dip your balls in her mouth like a teabag, and her will teeth come out attached to your balls. A "bag" of "teeth"!

Mikey gave his snookums a bag-of-teeth last night...looks like someone will need to be fitted for dentures now.

bag-of-teeth by yourmom.com April 8, 2007

eating a bag of teeth 

Used to describe an repulsive, purposeless and ungrateful activity

The idea behind this expression is that eating a bag of teeth would erode both teeth as they have are equally as hard

Damn! Working with this guy is like eating a bag of teeth!

eating a bag of teeth by Rimbault November 27, 2021

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties 

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.

I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013