Nintendo Switch

Possibly the best-designed video game console to date. The Nintendo Switch, nicknamed as a Switch if you want to be lazy, is the innovative sucessor to the Wii U console. This console introduces portability into the world of game consoles, making it similar to the Nintendo DS systems. However, it introduces the ability to seamlesssley switch from portable to TV "modes" and allows simple pairing of controllers to a console, compare to other systems which have a tedious and unreliable method of pairing.
In short, it's the buffed version of the 3DS.

I wrote this entire thing on my kindle. My thumbs are tired.

Dude: Oh, cool, you broight your Nintendo Switch over? I can connect it to my TV, I have a base for it.
Switch Dude: Cool, do you wanna borrow my controller?
Dude: No thanks, I can easily pair mine.

by The_Random_Dicthead April 22, 2019

SwitchWiping

The act of wiping your ass with the off hand while using your main hand for stability. It is imperative to keep your main hand firmly planted while performing the act to prevent a switchwiping stain. Variations of the switchwipe include front-to-back switchwiping for the ladies out there, side-switchwiping for the leaners "you know who you are", and last but not least, dutchrudder-switchwiping for the daring curious bro who likes a challenge.

NOTE: if you get caught switchwiping and get called out on it you must stop midwipe, pull up your pants, or not if your a nudist, and bask in the glory of the magnificent feat you have just accomplished.

After arriving in the restroom at the truckstop and seeing the disturbing, repulsive sight of the public toilet, i knew at once what needed to be done. Placing my hand firmly on the paper dispenser to the right, i started what would turn out to be the first switchwipe in history. As i began the act, my bro walked in and spotted me in this newfound wiping position. We became so stoked at this point that we went up for high fives. As the high five commenced, i lost my main hand stability and suffered my first and last switchwiping stain. As I noted above, main hand stability is of utmost importance to prevent the SW stain.

by Bros Tres January 7, 2011

light switch relationship

the couple you know who is breaking up like every other week. they are on and off all the time.

A: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.

by the onion! June 23, 2007

a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch

Advice given to those unsure about their homosexuality by much wiser and hornier gay men!

"hey man ditch the bitch and make the switch.....come here cutie"

by ouijy February 9, 2004

snitches get stitches

An phrase used by urban communities that was intended to keep the police out of neighborhood business. The phrase reminds those seeking the help of police that their tattling will result in a severe beating. Unfortunately, This phrase has become a large reason why urban communities remain riddled with violence and poverty.

A: "I'm going to call the police, my brother. I just saw so-and-so kill David."
B: "You really shouldn't, my Nubian friend. After all, snitches get stitches."
A: "You are correct. I'll adhere to that maxim and let this sort of activity go unreported and unpunished."

by pseudiddlyoodonym August 9, 2012

Rip and Stitch

To engage in unlubricated anal sex aka dry crack with a male with a large engorged cock that is too big for the rose bud and the penetration results in a rip or tear in the sphincter that requires sutures from a medical professional.

Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.

Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.

Frank: Ouch!

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2014