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stepfather

Usually a bad man who tricks a single woman with kids into marrying him because he says he will not try to discipline her children and will only enjoy being with them. Once these 2 people buy a house together, the stepfather turns into a complete asshole. He threatens to kick out his new wife's oldest son a lot because that son sees right through his bullshit. Does not respect the children of his wife, and in my mom's case, doesn't even respect his wife. Will threaten to hurt the boys in the family, but is usually too much of a pussy to even throw a punch. Has a God complex and expects his stepchildren to respect him while he shows their mother the utmost disrespect. The second man to ruin my family and we celebrated when we moved out of that house and away from him.
Stepfather: You need to learn some respect.
My sister: Why should I respect someone that doesn't respect my mother.
by imtheworstchildever January 24, 2011
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red headed stepchild

A person or group treated without the favor of birthright.
The boss treats this department like his red headed stepchildren.
by Tim September 13, 2004
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Stensberg

one who has a high alcohol tolerance
guyu 1: god he drinks like a fish
guy 2: no, he drinks like a stensberg
by bsten January 23, 2011
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step-nephew

The greatest band that ever lived. The pioneers of the controversial new craze "super punk rock". Origins of the bands name are from the band's biggest fan who is the bass player's younger brother. There debut album is Super Punk Rock and you should definatley check them out on Facebook and iTunes.
Dude step-nephew plays a kick-ass show!
by funkmastashiz June 4, 2013
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Stepfather

A man that brainwashed your mother, gold digs her through the whole marriage, even as far as knocking you off her inheritance, makes your real dad broke, shits on your real dad by using his child support for whatever the fuck he wants or to screw over his ex in a lawsuit, constantly brags about how all you kids should feel humbled because he puts you on his insurance even though it was first your mom’s, but he convinces your mom to put him at the top of everything because the husband comes first, and then he treats your mom like shit and manipulates her, and your mom is so in love with him (gets dick) that she doesn’t defend you who is just a constant reminder of her ex and threatens to kick you out because of him and or will always deny your feelings or views even if it is because you do not like her being disrespected by him. He will say he is tough on her because he loves her and the mom buys it because she is 50 something and is desperate for sex. So stepfather yeah an asshole who fucks your mom and fucks your life.
Kid at school: Yo man why you walking around with holes in your pants?
Stepkid: because, my mom is giving my child support to my stepfather to fund his lawsuit with his ex.
Kid: oh shit no wonder kids always hate the stepfather.
Stepkid: Yeah my mom is literally a retarded nympho. Now he wants to throw me out.
by Thatbratovertheresharon July 15, 2020
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stepbro

a phrase that is very much sexualized and meaning incest.
"Stepbro, I'm stuck in the dishwasher, help!" "Coming!"
by bitchboysaga6969 November 23, 2020
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step-dad Chad

Your wife's casual, peripheral 'business associate' that has recently become divorced...and also the step-father to your kids.
Hey, how's it going?
About as well as expected, I guess.
So, you saw it coming?
Yeah, pretty much. Sooner or later. I just didn't think it would be a step-dad Chad.
by YAWA June 10, 2021
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