Top definition
Children of your new wife; complete drains on your patience and bank account. Good at practicing mind control, especially when they want something from you (money, car repairs, etc). AKA The bitches from hell.
Dave: Hey Mike, we still going to the Dbacks game?
Mike: Fuck no! The stepchildren have convinced their mom they need new clothes!
by thegivers November 10, 2009
Get the mug
Get a stepchildren mug for your cousin Abdul.
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
via giphy
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
Get the mug
Get a Lick mug for your coworker Sarah.
2
notably referred to as the balls.
as my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, i mentioned "mind the stepchildren."
by just some guy August 16, 2003
Get the mug
Get a stepchildren mug for your barber Helena.

Activity