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An egotistical, sycophantic, asshole that said he is a recovering alcoholic and drug user, and a complete control freak that always dishes out threats that his ass can't pay. He is responsible for the many metal and physical damages that my mother has suffered in this fucking state.
Mom: it's because of you I'm going to lose my kid after I just got them back.

Stepfather: it's not my fault that those fucking pricks left you and its your fault that I'm leaving too I'll send for my shit you bitch! !
by Marine1963grandson June 24, 2014
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Usually a bad man who tricks a single woman with kids into marrying him because he says he will not try to discipline her children and will only enjoy being with them. Once these 2 people buy a house together, the stepfather turns into a complete asshole. He threatens to kick out his new wife's oldest son a lot because that son sees right through his bullshit. Does not respect the children of his wife, and in my mom's case, doesn't even respect his wife. Will threaten to hurt the boys in the family, but is usually too much of a pussy to even throw a punch. Has a God complex and expects his stepchildren to respect him while he shows their mother the utmost disrespect. The second man to ruin my family and we celebrated when we moved out of that house and away from him.
Stepfather: You need to learn some respect.
My sister: Why should I respect someone that doesn't respect my mother.
by imtheworstchildever January 23, 2011
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1) A stupid jackass that destroyed my mother's life by bringing her down and squelching her dreams. Also, he is a little girl with no opinions of his own or self control. Completely psychotic at times; locks himself in bathroom because he can't handle stress and because he is psycho.

2) A little girl inside an old man's body who has never had personal growth. Often yells out and trys to grow teenie-tiny little balls during arguments- teenie-tiny little balls that soon disappear just as soon as they came.

3) A diabetic alcoholic.

4) A complete loser who is known to have abandoned his wife in the middle of the night on the Las Vegas Strip with no money, cell phone, or way of finding her way back to the hotel- all because he threw a baby fit.

5) A total douchebag who throws baby fits due to an inferiority complex.

6) A person who somehow hasn't been divorced by my mother and/or shot by his stepson.

7) A little man who sits on a 4 inch thick pillow atop his seat to give him that extra height while driving his lifted truck so that he can feel like a big boy for once in his life.
I wish that my mom would have shopped around a lot more because the defective asshole that tricked her into letting him put a ring on her finger has turned out to be a typical stepfather.
by The "Stepson" January 17, 2008
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A man, sometimes with the best of intentions, who falls in love with and marries a woman with children. Someone that everyone gangs up on and that will never belong even if he treats everyone very well. Step-fathers-mothers-brothers-sisters aren't necessarily "wicked" because of their behavior, but are because of the nature of the situation. Some stepfathers are messed up, but some aren't and are mistreated by the majority of the household. Years of hurt sometimes surface as anger and everything falls apart. Unfortunately, divorce is necessary in some cases.
Stepfathers aren't all bad.
by marriage is outdated July 22, 2009
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When a MILF gives you head, then you cum in her mouth, after she swallows she kisses her kids goodnight.
Hey she totally pulled a stepfather last night
by lethal weapon2 January 25, 2011
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1st Step Father: the guy you think will be the best father figure youll ever get in your life. he doesn't really talk much, just sits around and plays video games but i guess you cant really complain for 10 years.
1st Ex Step Father: when your mom divorces your first step dad cause he's lacking in personality, he marries an evil bitch who makes him her puppet, disowns you cause you were never his real kid in the first place, and is just a complete dick all around.

2nd Step Father: 3rd times the charm for your mom! Real dad isn't really around a whole lot and when he is we dont get along. 1st step dad didnt go well. But 2nd Step Dad is a dream come true! By now your two old to open up to a "father figure" but he's the best damn big brother you could ever ask for! He looks out for ya, hangs out with you, boxes with ya, wants to beat up the people at school who hurt you, plays rock band with you till no end, and just flat out is an all around cool guy.
me: hey you wanna go do somethin?

real father: *ignores you and continues playing with his new baby from his 3rd wife*
me: hey you wanna go do somethin?

step father 1: *grunt.. continues playing video games*
me: hey, you wanna go so somethin?

Step father 2: FUCK YEAH!
*we go do something random*
by Stephknowsbest. November 27, 2008
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n. One who doesn't feel like he needs forgiveness for physt-abuse and arrested development which has led to emotional confusion for the recipient in adulthood. One who also shifts the blame for a divorce due to suppressed guilt on this same individual, because a passive mother is awakened. A stepfather is only in the past, but visits sub-consciously in the step-sons/daughters life when presented with possible life-changing events in his or her path. A human who must be forgiven, so I can "be".
A stepfather is only human and not a God.
by Barnwear July 16, 2006
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