Raving fan girl to the point of complete insanity. She knows exactly where you are, at any time of the day, on any day of the week, month, year, and/ or holiday. She will stalk your life. From your job as a useless dishwasher, to that little bit of time you have to yourself in the shower, she will be there. And worst of all... she always knows when you change phone numbers.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods