snacksterbating

(Verb) Masterbating while eating snacks. May result in obesity and cheeto penis. Excessive snacksterbation can lead to addiction.

Other forms of snacksterbate: snacksterbation, snacksterbating, snacksterbater (noun).

Billy's mom walked in while he was snacksterbating to an AH Bra infommercial and a bag of hot fries.

by JackSweet June 15, 2011

Snarkish

1) the act of being snark. To be rude or critical in a subliminal way. Derivative of "snarky."
2) the offspring after a shark and starfish perform coitus. Preferably smaller sharks.

Look, it's the rare Snarkish, only seen in remote ocean waters.

by Captain Smarty Pants November 27, 2015

snark welt

Noun. (Plural: snark welts) A well crafted, snarky comment which causes the recipient to respond as though they had just been physically slapped.

“The things which Betty said to her ex last night at the party were cold; it looked like he might cry from all her snark welts."

by OlyWABCR May 4, 2016

snarkphones

headphones that let you differentiate sarcastic comments from serious ones

Don't forget to put on your snarkphones before reading that article

by arkanciscan August 8, 2016

snarkccënt

A tool used to indicate sarcastic intent when communicating via text. To use the snarkccënt, place an acute accent (´), grave accent (`), circumflex (ˆ), diaeresis (¨), macron (¯), breve (˘), or caron (ˇ) over the final vowel of the final word in the sarcastic statement.

"Remember that time I said I think you're cool? I lied."
"Next time, use a snarkccënt. Otherwise people may think you're being serioús."

by essehmbee December 1, 2016

Snarkmates

Friends, co-workers, or acquaintances who enjoy being sarcastic and negative or snarky about other friends, co-workers, and acquaintances. Often two females whose friendship is strengthened by their mutual dislike of others.

Ever since the two gymnasts found out they both dislike their instructor, they have became great snarkmates and always tell jokes about her.

by #nofilter December 12, 2016

Snackscident

when one on accident eats all snacks that have been bought to have for a longer period of time.

-Ah man, did u eat all the doritos?

- Yeah sorry bro, I had an Snackscident.

by Idealbarnet April 11, 2017