slothism

The religion which worships the red-assed sloth.

'And the sloth, with his power and wisdom, said "Let there be light!", and he flipped on the light switch.'

Source: Slothism bible - page 1

by Sloth Worshipper October 9, 2008

Slothy

Verb;Adjective. When you're so drunk/high that everything appears to be in slow motion. This can be a very fun experience.

Tom: "Hey Fred, how drunk were you last night?"

Fred: "I don't even know man, I got real Slothy!"

by D. Lux April 17, 2012

playing the slots

"playing the slots" is simply a term used to describe two women having lots of oral sex.

it can be used in a variety of ways. a woman that is in a lesbian relationship (especially a new one) and suddenly has no time for her friends, could be described as "playing the slots", especially if she herself has never been in a lesbian relationship, hence the operative word "playing". another time when this term can be used is when a lesbian is hooking up with many different women, thus playing the slots. "playing the slots" is also something that straight or bisexual friends do when they get bored. when one asks the other if they want to "play the slots", it is generally out of boredom.

by gidget gangrene November 28, 2010

Slothing

the act of lofting around lifelessly like a useless and lazy lifeless form, akin to the slow moving 3 toed long armed shaggy creature that roams the south African Saharas.

jones: hey radz do you want to go to the gym with me tonight
radz: honestly, im really not in the mood im just going to be slothing around the house, 3 toed style. WORD

by radbud February 17, 2009

slothover

the aftermath of a massive sugar or caffeine rush. signs include headache, rapid blured memory, slow reflexes and movement

"I drank too much root beer and woke up with a slothover"

by matthew May 13, 2005

Slothenius

A human that tends to be rather smart, yet displays absolutely no motivation. Takes forever to do everyday activities, responds to text messages hours later. When coming up with a good idea has a minimum 6 week brewing process before it gets started.

The Slothenius was asked to fix a door. 10 minutes later it responds, "Yeah…. we'll figure it out." Two months later the door was fixed perfectly.

by slothtammer December 8, 2010

Sloth cat

A wild creature that has no social life at all and would rather stay in a dark place living off junk and mountain jew whilst playing games all day and night only stopping to look at dank spicy memes on reddit and sleep.

Did you see that sloth cat?

by Not a nazi Ted June 7, 2017