sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.

Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.

by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018

Shrexting

It’s like shrexting but with shrek themed memes.

Nah, girl. Me and her aren’t serious. We just shrexting

by Kellydidededed May 10, 2018

Sleeffing

From Sleep and Office

1. Sleeping in the office
2. Sleeff : to sleep in the office

1. I spent the whole day sleeffing.
2. She was fired for sleeffing.

3. I only sleeff after eating in the afternoon.

by Lovingtone Luke March 24, 2018

Sleeping slip and slide

When a girl mounts a sleeping dude's face and rubs between her pussy and butthole.

James: Man, Nancy must have been over last night and did the sleeping slip and slide because my face looked like a chocolate glazed donut when I woke up this morning

by Love to lick nancy December 8, 2018

Sleeping Burito

This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!

by Zā November 20, 2019

Sleeping Whales

Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo

Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there

by poouaisle April 2, 2020

Sleeping Brother

Acting like you are sleeping while your homeboy is having sex next to you.

Hey Chris, there's a hot chick from the club I am going to bang. Do you want to play sleeping brother?

by Cop1 April 9, 2020