shit to end all shits

Something you say after taking a huge shit, where it feels like it's the biggest one you ever took in your life.

Holy crap! I took the best dump right now! It was the shit to end all shits! If I died right now, I'd be happy , the shit was THAT good!

by LonePooper January 3, 2018

shit test

A test that a girl performs on a male by saying or doing something to judge the reaction or response from him.

I talked all the night and didn't let that chick perform her shit tests on me man, until she got drunk.

We went out together and everything was great. But, I failed one shit test, and got dumped.

by MyLittleJack November 28, 2006

On some other shit

Used to describe a person when he/she is doing things in ways that are extremely out of the ordinary. This can have a negative or positive connotation, depending on context, such as describing a person who is mind-blowingly creative, or perhaps just out of control or not acting normal. In the positive light, "On some other shit" is often interchangeable with the slightly older phrase on another level. It also doubles (and originates) as a drug reference, describing a situation where a person is taking more intense drugs than usual.

Leon: "Yo, Nicki Minaj's verse on Kanye's Monster joint was on some other shit!"
Charlie: "Yeah man, she killed it!"

Leon: "Yo, dawg, what was up with you last night at that party? You was mad sloppy..."
Charlie: "Yeah, man I was on some other shit... Natalie broke up with me."

Leon: "Yo did you seeee Frankie last night?! Boy was high as a kite!"
Charlie: "Psh yeah, he must've been on some other shit or somethin..."

by AndWeDRay August 24, 2011

Can’t have shit in Detroit

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit

Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit

by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020

Trucker Shit

An explosive shit that is so violent and sloppy that it coats the entire toilet bowl with a toxic layer of feces that dries quickly and becomes almost impenetrable to the cleansing effects of the toilet water, requiring harsh chemicals and vigorous scrubbing for removal. The spread angle of the shit is normally so large that it often manages to line areas of the bowl that are above the anus at the time of shitting.

Typically these are created by truckers, vagabonds, travelling salesmen, nomads or similar (likely due to the fact they are typically sustained on a diet of exclusively junk food and beer) and are found in truck stops, motorway services, rest stops, night clubs and other public toilets.

"Oh cripes, I just went to clean that toilet and someone has done a trucker shit in there. Nasty!"

by Azbo The Great! March 9, 2017

I shit you not

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

by vejtics May 4, 2019

shiny pokemon

A pokemon encountered in the wild with an alternative coloring; they also sparkle as they come out of your pokeball once you catch it - which is highly advised, seeing as there is a 1 in 8,192 chance of encountering one each battle. It's a pretty good idea to use a master ball on one if you see one, as the pokemon can sometimes flee before you get a chance to throw your pokeball or you can accidentally weaken it too much and KO it - which is a little like liquid gold running through your fingers.

Josh encountered a shiny pokemon - a Bellsprout - last week; he was so excited that he jumped up and down and accidentally made his Charizard use Fire Blast. He is now in the midst of a deep depression.

by Shiny Bulbasaur April 21, 2013