seeching

a mix between simp and leeching: When you try to steal an other person's simps by hanging out with or become mutuals with them.

e-girl 1: "can you feauture me on ur onlyfans account?"

e-girl 2: "no, stop seeching"

by KatiaManagan April 20, 2020

Selectivist

A person who only advocates political causes when it involves them

Did you see Magartu at the rally?

Yeah I did but I don’t buy it, she’s a selectivist

by Wetsuweten July 23, 2020

Slepting

Past tense of sleep with an action verb added to it.

Henry, were you just slepting?

by BTTRFLY PRNCESS August 23, 2020

Sellecking

The act of pretending to be like Tome Selleck.

Hey, did you see Georges's mustache? Sellecking much?

by D3adb0dyg1rl October 31, 2020

Selestino

Selestino will be the nicest person you'll ever meet! He always feels like he can't show emotion so he hides it. Selestino is a funny person but sometimes jokes about things to the next level. He will always be there for you and will only share his feelings if he truly trusts you or loves you. They can be very secretive at times too. They also are very good looking people and you should be grateful if you have a selestino in your life!

"Is that selestino? I heard he is really cool!"

by Very special hooman December 6, 2020

selection strategy

Process by which a large audience Is sampled to achieve results different than a random sampling.

This convoluted selection strategy is basically random, if random were stupid.

by PribblePower March 25, 2021

selective sharing

A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.

A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.

by QuacksO April 22, 2021