dookie smooch

When you fart on someone.

My husband was annoyed with me after I gave him a dookie smooch.

by GlitteryDewDrops January 28, 2017

savile smoothie™

When you shove a baby in a semen filled blender and turn it on, makes for a delicious Monday beverage.

Grant: "Oooooooh I just drank my 10th Savile Smoothie™, oooooooh I love them so much."
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"

by OoooohGrant July 29, 2020

cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !

girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!

by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021

Sr.Smoove

The definition of Smoove and might be one of the most unique people you will meet might be one the rarest of them of all never let Smoove go he’ll make you regret it

OMG is that Sr.Smoove

I’ve never meet anyone like Sr.Smoove

I love you smoove

I wish I had a Sr.Smoove

by Samthaaaa November 22, 2021

poof the smoof

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.

"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"

by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010

Two cooch smooch

That scissor pussy rubbing thing that dykes do where they put their coochies together and gyrate their hips in a scissor like motion. Makes my toes wet.

Woah bro I just found a video of Riley Reid and Mia Khalifa doin the two cooch smooch

by fweedinator October 13, 2018

pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

by TAC May 1, 2003