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Solomon Religious

When a person or people pick and choose their personal belief in satirical humor
in everyday life.
Mrs T. -Its 25 minutes till Shabbas, how will you ever make it to short hills on time threw Friday afternoon traffic??..
Reb Yid -Don't worry were Solomon Religious! The Rebba gives us an extra 36 minutes to talk
on are blackberry and drive on the shoulder..
by Joshy Poo23 January 30, 2009
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religo

Anyone who consults Jesus before any choice they make.
That guy doesn't understand abortion, gays, or dinosaurs because he is a religo!
by rocklegendlives April 1, 2009
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Religicist

One who is devout in their own religion and hates all others who are not of the same persuasion. Mostly found in the Christian, Catholic or Muslim religious syndicates.

Liken to 'Evandalists', Religicists are almost exactly like any typical racist or bigot, but narrow and concentrate their hate only upon those who do not worship the same deity as they do.

Religicists and Evandalists can often be seen together in herds at churches or in areas with highly offensive symbols that make a mockery of their belief. When near one of these groups, avoid making religious gestures or mutterings that would provoke the herd. Once ignited, being faced with a group of rampaging Religicists mixed with Evandalists is worse than having your entire body raped by a colony of Shrek-type ogres.
While adding the finishing touches to the Atheists United billboard, an open can of black paint was thrown at the billboard employee by a screaming and incoherently offended religicist.
by AntiReligicist May 20, 2010
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religious atheist

Someone who hates religion so much that their atheism has become a religion of its own.
Hank: "Man, it's so disgusting that our that our school has a bible study group! I'm going to make a petition to get an atheist club started!"

Bob: "You're totally a religious atheist."

Hank: "AM NOT! So do you want to come to the national prayer week protest blood drive on Saturday?"
by Timstuff October 24, 2007
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religious truth

What one perceives as God's word, which can be different things to people in a group but is known to be absolute fact to each individual.
When someone says they have religious truth remember this saying: "Follow him who seeks the truth; beware of him who has found it."
by harry flashman July 14, 2003
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religist

Simon was religist towards Muslims
by Squadagirl February 9, 2013
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Christian Religion

The only religion in history where you don't have to prove that you are worthy for God. A religion where everyone knows that they have sinned and all you must do is repent and trust in him(God). Remember, not everything in the bible has been proven but nothing has been disproven and a lot has been proven to be true facts.
"You part of the Christian religion?"
"Yeah"
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