catch and release

In dating when you think the other person is a keeper, you finally get them to agree to be with you. At this point you find that they are a total Psycho Bunny, which makes you drop them in less time that it takes to go from 0-60 in a funny car.

Bob "What happened to Sally? I thought you said she was the one for you"

Eric "Sorry dude, it was a catch and release on her."

Bob "Psycho Bunny?"

Eric "yeap."

by Jdamonkyboy November 27, 2006

release the Krakken

An alternate way to say "deficate", similar to "drop the Cosby kids off at the pool" or "take the Browns to the Super Bowl." Except in this case, it is often used to indicate a massive bowel movement, one worthy of the Gods themselves.

Oh my Gods, I ate at the Greek buffet for lunch, and now I have to release the Krakken!

by kn0wbody April 5, 2010

Catch & Release

What you are doing if your date is married to someone else.

Are you single? I won't date you if you are already married. I don't do Catch & Release.

by the Duchess of Demos March 14, 2009

release the doves

1 To fart.
2 to shit.
3 anything that smells really bad

see also applefish

Chris came in, and I had to release the doves.

by lord xaero April 12, 2004

Release the Hobbit

To 'release the hobbit' is to sexually climax

I'm going out with Meghan tonight, after dinner she's gonna come over and help me release the hobbit

by ReindeerGames July 20, 2010

Release the Pronjax

The single greatest expression of all time. Something that can never be fathomed by mortals or immortals, and can result in severe injury or death if attempted. Extreme jizz.

Dude 1: I'm thinking about asking this hot chick out... What should I do?
Dude 2: Release the Pronjax!

by Pyronix337 November 21, 2011

release some juice

The build up from not releasing an orgasm for quite some time

I haven't been banged out in awhile, I need. To release some juice.

by Gamgsya D Money July 3, 2017