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El Presidente

When you combine the Dirty Sanchez and a Cleveland Steamer. A proper 'El Presidente' will have it start below the neck, resembling a necktie. The Dirty Sanchez of course, serves as the proper mustache.
"I didn't know you were dating a latino girl, Austin."
"I'm not, that's just the remnants of the 'El Presidente' from last night."
by WombatCombat October 2, 2011
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President St. buttfuck

noun
plural: President St. buttfucks

1. a daily traffic jam in Baltimore, Maryland heading south into downtown from the interstate

2. anal sex that occurs anywhere along the President St. corridor in Baltimore, Maryland
There are ways around the President St. buttfuck, but most people never learn.
by highlandtownman September 17, 2016
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Catch Present

A present given from wife to husband at the birth of their child. It reciprocates the Push Present given from husband to wife. Named for husband's job to catch the baby on delivery. Gift should be double value in event of female child.
Wow, my friend just got a new car as a Catch Present from his wife. They had a daughter!
by Male push present January 2, 2012
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MOMPA, Make Orange Man President Again, political slogan for 2024 US Presidential election. A pun on Make America Great Again.
I'm a MOMPA Republican. Make Orange Man President Again. Anyone's better than Biden.
by FormerNeverTrumper August 30, 2022
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#1
Person 1: what're you up to?
Person 2:(moaning) shaking hands with the president..
#2
Person 1: comon do it..
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: shake hands with the president.
by Kelly Speresh August 3, 2007
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President's Day

Definition 1: A day where schools across America are closed. Each student takes this day to appreciate the history of America's founding fathers and doesn't take advantage of the Monday off to party on a Sunday night.
Definition 2: A day where tons of car salesmen think that people will go nuts and buy cars, when this is most certainly never the case.
Student #1: It's so grand that we have our founding fathers to thank during President's Day.
Student #2: oh, yes!

Student 1&2: *reminiscing*
by Confidante February 12, 2015
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I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.
*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!
by simplydreaming8 October 30, 2008
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