pediatric pneumonia

When you inhale a load from your man and it gets into your lungs causing pneumonia. “Sperm-lung”

I got laid last night but that damn pediatric pneumonia is kicking my ass today.

I can’t breathe with this pediatric pneumonia those kid are partying in my lungs.

by Hero with the PEDImate June 5, 2021

pedihole

People who like to have intercourse with knotholes in young trees.

Plural; pediholes, pediholers

While John the pedihole tree trimmer was trimming a young tree, his penis accidentally on purpose made it's way into a brand new knothole.

WARNING: That is not sap!

by WelfareMothersMakeBetterLovers August 1, 2021

Pedipulate

When you use your feet to exert control over an object.

Tony used his feet to pedipulate the pencil that had fallen on the floor.

by Pigdub November 7, 2021

Peditate

Pedestrian motion, to walk, amble, stroll, use one’s feet to move.

Today I will not get a bus home, I shall peditate.

by Dadministrator360 January 24, 2022

pedicine

Pedicine when one sings the rhyme it makes sense

You can’t have medicine without pedicine

by yingyangginger December 21, 2021

pedifiler

A person who files the corns off of people's feet.

I took the emery board and filed the corns off of Mrs. Kyl's feet. She said I was the best pedifiler who had ever treated her.

by Arcadia Berger March 25, 2022

pedimom

when a woman over 30 with kids but a pedophile. (takes interest in her kids friends)

wow, dude your mom just raped me, she's a total pedimom!

by Pro-Asaurus April 11, 2022