Retroactive Abortion

Don't kill them when they are young & cute, take them out when they are teenagers & they deserve it.

As a baby, Molly seemed cute & innocent. Now as a teenager the little shit is a poster child for retroactive abortion.

by WelfareMothersMakeBetterLovers August 02, 2021

pedihole

People who like to have intercourse with knotholes in young trees.

Plural; pediholes, pediholers

While John the pedihole tree trimmer was trimming a young tree, his penis accidentally on purpose made it's way into a brand new knothole.

WARNING: That is not sap!

by WelfareMothersMakeBetterLovers August 02, 2021