Skip to main content

Definitions by WelfareMothersMakeBetterLovers

pedihole 

Share definition Flag
People who like to have intercourse with knotholes in young trees.

Plural; pediholes, pediholers
While John the pedihole tree trimmer was trimming a young tree, his penis accidentally on purpose made it's way into a brand new knothole.

WARNING: That is not sap!
Get merch

Retroactive Abortion 

Share definition Flag
Don't kill them when they are young & cute, take them out when they are teenagers & they deserve it.
As a baby, Molly seemed cute & innocent. Now as a teenager the little shit is a poster child for retroactive abortion.
Get merch