Skip to main content

Peanut Day

A day for two friends where they spend the entire day together. They wake up early in the morning and are together until late late at night. They don't necessarily DO anything important, like go to the cider mill or go to the mall, but they thoroughly enjoy their time together.

Perhaps they lay on the couch and watch a movie in their pajamas. Perhaps they take a nap together. Perhaps they cook some pancakes, or talk about their troubles. Perhaps they cry, perhaps they laugh...

it's a Peanut Day, they can do whatever they want as long as they do it together!
"hey rachel, want to get up tomorrow and come over for a peanut day?"

"i don't know if we can do a PEANUT day... i have to run some errands with the madre."

"oh... well we could maybe have a mostly peanut day..."

"sounds good lovey."
by MerynRachel October 23, 2006
mugGet the Peanut Daymug.

a peanut butter

A name often used to describe guys that have larger breasts than most women.
Joe- "Hey did you hear Petey Doe's new song?"
Bob- "Yea that shits beat, he's a peanut butter."
by trololololololololll April 23, 2014
mugGet the a peanut buttermug.

peanut wrangler

by Johnny Tats December 2, 2007
mugGet the peanut wranglermug.

peanut ass

When a big fat girl's got this tiny little butt. You ever seen that before?
Have you ever seen a peanut ass? I used to work with this girl; she had this big ol' body with these two little buttcheeks.
by Mike Ockisbig December 14, 2004
mugGet the peanut assmug.

peanut fucker

A person with an oddly shaped head, who is just creepy looking in general and appears to look as if he could only get laid by a peanut in his ass!
Dude, check out that peanut fucker over there, I bet he has a peanut in his ass now!
by Shannon September 9, 2004
mugGet the peanut fuckermug.

Peanut Buttering

The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.
Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
by dnahly March 8, 2018
mugGet the Peanut Butteringmug.

peanut perv

A perverted man or woman that places peanut butter on the genitals and get an animal to lick it off.
Person 1: Hey, why does John carry a jar of peanut butter?

Person 2: He's a peanut perv.

Person 1: That explains alot.
by Command Sergent Major ... June 29, 2008
mugGet the peanut pervmug.

Share this definition