The best meal in America. Invented by Christopher Colombus and his band of merry thieves. While that may or may not be true, I love PB and J.
I want something awesome. I'll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by Harold Kyle April 27, 2004
apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex
me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night
by eaknasty October 18, 2008
US delicacy believed to be the origin of the weight problem in American today.
Mom did you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to go with my burger king fries for my mid afternoon snack.
by British person September 19, 2003
Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth...depending on what you've been eating.)
Need I say more about this def?
by Chester January 11, 2005
When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, and Mommy is having her bleedy time, Daddy does Mommy in the vag, then puts his bloody cock in her pooper, then slaps his multicolored dong between her butt cheeks. It's like a special hug.
Today at school I learned that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is where babies come from!
by wherey'at November 27, 2009
An american concoction in which a sandwich is created consisting of Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Bread, in little time, yet full of awsomness
Dude1 : If the zombie apocalypse started right now, what would you bring with you?

Dude2 : Idk...(thinking)... oh yeah, the peanut butter and jelly and lots of bread

Dude1 : F**k yeah! Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich's for life!
by kadugan March 4, 2012