Patrick

Patrick is an attractive person to most people he’s very sweet, knows when something is wrong and can make you laugh is genuinely a great person , also he’s very nice and will be there for you no matter what he’s has a big butt and abs and nappy hair he’s very nice and most girls want him

Girl: Have you seen Patrick today ?

Girl#2: yeah he’s great man I would like a piece of that ass

by Oldman24 January 2, 2019

Patrick

patrick is one of the worst people you will meet. he will continuously embarrass the shit out of you in many public situations and might i add be one of the most cringey guys out there. long nights of playing fortnite and crying listening to XXXtentation and $uicide $quad will bascially sum up Patrick's days. Sorry dude, Patrick's aren't the best people out there.

Girl A: Ah I just dumped Patrick
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.

by surreal donuts October 20, 2019

Patrick

An introverted Fuck who has no sleep schedule and Play hentai games for a living

Man that guy is a Patrick isn't he...

by Ihatemyson May 4, 2018

Patrick

It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times

Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019

Patrick

Patrick gives off a rapey vibe and probably has a big nose you should be scared of patricks

Person1:oh shit is that a Patrick
Person2:let's bounce

by Cumdumpster69420 October 19, 2020

patrick

an absolute wasteman!!!!! He is so desperate to get shordies but they all reject him. he got one who looks like a chimp. A Patrick is a wannabe cool kid and likes cock. Ladies stay away from him.

"EWWWW look its Patrick Graham.. he's such a wastemonnn someone collect him"

by GamerBoy2020 May 10, 2018

Patrick

Patrick may not be the sexiest man or the strongest but he will have one great love in his life. He will protect this girl till is last breath. He is kind, caring, loving, romantic, and can always turn a bad day into a good one with his sarcastic comments

Bro Patrick just help me out after my girl left me

by That irish bastered July 7, 2018