postlehole

the act of cheating, backstabbing, manipulating and total bogus lie telling to benefit only yourself. Leaving everyone mystified as to what just happened, and making it look as if the persons hurt are the villians in the situation.

I can not believe that you were totally postleholed by them.

When will they stop pulling poslteholes, and let our church, skating group, or club get along.
lie cheater hater skating club club assholes backstabber skate skatermanipulatingmystifiedvillianslacey

by postle skater hater April 16, 2011

pastied

crap, destroyed. Opposite to fresh

Those webs are pastied mate.

by Fresh 2 Def July 12, 2017

Chode paste

Can be either smegma (the crust on yer balls after sex) or jizz.

I got a serious case of chode paste after banging that chick.

by Lexicon Devil February 16, 2008

Fun Paste

Cum more particularly from male's ejaculation.

Guy: I love it when my girl swallows my fun paste.

by adiens September 4, 2011

Cock Paste

The creamy white substance that is spewed from a males engorged throbbing phallus once ultimate pleasure has been arrived upon due to oral stimulation.

Man 1-"Wow, dude your teeth look absolutely amazing! What is your secret?"

Man 2-" I always make sure to brush my teeth at least twice a day with my boyfriends Cock Paste!"

by Ariesian September 11, 2013

Pastelle

Pastelle is the new clothing brand from Kanye West in co-operation with roc-a-wear. Comes out in November 2007 and will be AMAZING!! I'm sure you will all agree =

Daz: sup homes them new threadz are hot
Krishaan: ennit blud they are 'Pastelle'
Daz: naaaman that is sick!!!! <3

by dazzyboymc September 28, 2007

pastie shoes

when you wear pasties on your feet as shoes

"damn did u see charlies pastie shoes??"
"yeh! man they're like cornish or sumthing?"

by zhutharndm August 5, 2006