Your insanely obsessed with Neymar jr it’s only because u pull no bitches to occupy your time and everyday ur growing even more mentally unstable because yk ur ugly as fuck so why would anyone date u ha lol ( live love laugh neymar)
by Kaylasemo December 30, 2022
When an angler catches a nice bass and holds it out towards the camera as far away from his body as he or she can stretch. All while grinning from ear to ear. Related to the "long-arm" but entirely different.
by Countryboybaits April 24, 2020
Posing for a picture in a manner that Hustler Magazine popularized, that differentiated themselves from other nude magazines at the infancy of porn. Basically a vagina lips spreading picture.
by KoreanKielbasa April 08, 2024
(A combo of neo and proposing): while on drugs, commit a crime against capitalism by spouting off the the most atrocious and ridiculous conspiracy based facts, trying to solve a given problem.
Bill Gates and John Kerry are currently neo-posing their way out of the climate crisis; they want me to pay high rent and eat bugs?
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
The way a witch/wizard holds their wand in an odd way. This is normally by Draco, but Snape has his moments.
by Drapple Malfoy April 06, 2016
by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
A photo that is used to call out another over the internet. Usually in a board on forums, this type of photo is nothing extravagant, but is instead a pose of quiet challenging. This type of photo brings legions of followers in these internet wars.
Let's all do the MITCH POSE!!!!!
by Leon Natsume December 25, 2007