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Toot Mute

To mute or silence the outgoing audio on a phone or electronic device while talking to a female significant other; in order to mask the sound generated by one's flatulence.
While on the phone with my girlfriend, I Toot Muted her.
by Ciggie Smalls May 27, 2011
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muterate

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wham dam wom wozzle, muterate.
by Gharglar March 16, 2004
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mute

1.definately!
(to be said instead of "def" or "fo shizzle")
"My math professor is mute hot!"

-or it can also be used by itself

"You comin to the party tonight?"
"Mute!"
by KiP December 10, 2003
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muteeb

A idiotic kid who is a show-off and will never find love. He is a dumb shit who has no real friends
You are such a muteeb.
He’s acting kind of like a muteeb.
by Anonymous12329 June 27, 2019
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munted

M- Mentally
U- Unmistakably
N- Non intentionally
T- Taking
E- Excruciating
D- Drugs
I went hard last last night, i was munted
by trippin balls May 21, 2007
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munted

to be so intoxicated that it is not possible to be any more intoxicated
Stuart was munted after the 22nd beer.
by Z March 30, 2003
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munted

short for 'mother fucking cunted'

- meaning fucked up
I was so munted I couldn't walk or talk, let alone drive
by Camilla the Chicken April 2, 2011
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