Toot Mute

To mute or silence the outgoing audio on a phone or electronic device while talking to a female significant other; in order to mask the sound generated by one's flatulence.

While on the phone with my girlfriend, I Toot Muted her.

by Ciggie Smalls May 27, 2011

muterate

moobley woobley wack tack

wham dam wom wozzle, muterate.

by Gharglar March 16, 2004

mute

1.definately!
(to be said instead of "def" or "fo shizzle")

"My math professor is mute hot!"

-or it can also be used by itself

"You comin to the party tonight?"
"Mute!"

by KiP December 10, 2003

muteeb

A idiotic kid who is a show-off and will never find love. He is a dumb shit who has no real friends

You are such a muteeb.
He’s acting kind of like a muteeb.

by Anonymous12329 June 27, 2019

munted

M- Mentally
U- Unmistakably
N- Non intentionally
T- Taking
E- Excruciating
D- Drugs

I went hard last last night, i was munted

by trippin balls May 21, 2007

munted

to be so intoxicated that it is not possible to be any more intoxicated

Stuart was munted after the 22nd beer.

by Z March 30, 2003

munted

short for 'mother fucking cunted'

- meaning fucked up

I was so munted I couldn't walk or talk, let alone drive

by Camilla the Chicken April 2, 2011