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box magic

After fingering a girl's pussy, you give her a wet willy with her own juices.
So, I was hooking up with this chick and right after I gave her the box magic, she puked in my mouth.
by wheli January 10, 2009
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Dick Magic

Dick magic is when a dude makes his dick levitate without even holding it or anything, its just pure magic.
Dude, did you see that dudes dick just go up, down and around! He wasn't even holding his dick! He's totally good at dick magic.
by Peepnis August 7, 2019
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Magic Joint

A joint containing marijuana, tobacco or parsley that has been laced with PCP or Methamphetamine.
My friend is coming over to share a magic joint with me, so we will probably be checking out for awhile.
by Moonbeam Lovechild January 6, 2023
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magic mario

Street name for psilocybin extract, also known as "shroom pills". Makes for a damn good trip. Expensive and hard to find.
Psilocybin is the active compound in shrooms. The pill form gives you the fun of the trip without the taste of the shrooms.
Mushroom Junkie: "Aye, you got shrooms on deck?"
Drug dealer: "Nah, better. I got some magic marios"
Junkie: "Hell yeah. Gimme 20"
by AK-the lonely stoner May 3, 2014
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Magic Wad

An amount or “wad” of money possessed or used by a person who falsely believes it is sufficient to accomplish something impossible or deliver magical solutions to a problem. A term applied to someone with delusional or false hopes about what spending money can accomplish.
President Obama thinks corporate bailout money is a magic wad. He expects sociopathic corporate executives to instantly become honest and responsible as a condition of bailing out the companies they have destroyed through incompetence, greed and corruption.”

“Hey dude, Benny thinks he is going to find two tickets to the sold out Paisley Rabbits concert tonight for the twenty dollars he has left from his pay check. Yeah, he thinks he has a magic wad.”

“I have made a million dollars now. If I want something done all I have to do is make a telephone call and it happens. I am going to call my Congressman and tell him I want all the current members of the US Supreme Court removed and replaced by the end of the month.” (This man thinks one million dollars is a magic wad that will get his Congressman to do anything he wants.)
by Exigent Mind December 23, 2009
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Magic sword

The weapon-of-choice for foolish samurai warriors.
"But, a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me."
by PrincePerot July 20, 2017
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Magic Stick

An extremley satisfying stick that the ladies can't go without in bed. A penis, or dick.
Sam:(sings) Yo Andrew I got the magic stick!
Andrew: Fo shizzle yo! At least all the girls tell me that shit.
by Sam August 30, 2003
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