Moked

1.owned; loosing; getting smoked(beaten;
2.also refers to lower that someone else

1.a)Two men are play darts, the guy loosing says "I'm getting moked." Rfering to being beaten or owned
b)someone wipes out when surfing, they just got moked by the wave, or owned by the wave
2.In a gang a newbee is lower than someone who was in for two years so he is a moke

by Anjslkdkd December 29, 2005

moke

people that talk pidgeon and are from hawaii.

Eh brah get dakine? Ho killahz ah. Cheeeheeee Pono!

by Tasi August 12, 2003

Mokes

Someone who does heads. They have many head doing traits. Similar to word loser.

Shannon is a mokes. She is annoying

by Dr. Einstein July 4, 2008

Mokhtarian

A very creepy person who is interested in blue birds. having this last name means that you are a subject to Harjas

Stop being such a Mokhtarian, you creep.

by Brown guy in the streets June 2, 2013

Moke off

Phrase: Used when one is too high to fully reply to a 'smoke off' challenge (see smoke off (n)). As their head remains on their shoulder, as they are too high to move, they will mumble 'moke off' so they are not called douche bags for turning down a smoke off.

Consider a typical stoner group of 7-8 people:

Stoner 1: "Pussies, I'm not even high! Smo smo smoke off!"
Said in tandem:
Stoner 2: "Smo smo smoke off"
Stoner 3: "Smo smo smoke off"
Stoner 4: "Smo smo smoke off"
Stoner 5: "Smo smo smoke off"
Stoner 6: "Smo smo smoke off"
Said after stoners 1-6 finish
Stoner 7: "Moke off"
Stoner 1: "Stoner 7 is definitely too high for a smoke off"

by JJ, Bmill, Cody, Josh, Chunk, Beans, Nick January 7, 2006

Ja-Moke

A regular no-frills guy, not stupid, not smart, not handsome, not ugly.

He's just a Ja-Moke.

by The Doctor October 1, 2004

mokile

A loser that tries 2 b cool by typn like dis or speaks on his mobile to nobody and talks with a lisp

why eric, I do believe that you are quite the mokile

by anti-mokile November 17, 2004